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Monica Bellucci the most beautiful woman

misterchuck719:

polaroidplumber:

DAILY #PORN #FAIL.  THIS LITTLE ALCOHOLIC (WATCH THE VIDEO YOU’LL UNDERSTAND WHY I SAY THAT) IS MAKING MONEY BY SWALLOWING 20-50 LOADS A MAN’IZM DURING A SHOOT.  BUT LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW HER AGENT LIED TO HER AND ONLY TOLD HER IT WAS 10 GUYS (LIKE THAT MAKES IT ANY BETTER, LMFAO).  SO SHE GETS PISSED AND THEN THE GUYS TRYING TO CUM GET PISSED AND START ABUSING HER!  THE DIRECTOR ALSO STARTS ABUSING HER…SOME GIRLS HAVE ALL THE LUCK.

THE THINGS THESE SLUTS DO FOR ALCOHOL.  PRICELESS. 

#TEAMPLUMBER

p.s. listen to why she doesn’t want to go to the gym! lmfao.

MAN this porn fail is HILARIUS

at the end of the day she looked like the fagot in the Hangover

polaroidplumber:

DAILY #PORN #FAIL.  ITS BEEN A LITTLE WHILE SINCE I POSTED A NEW #PORN #FAIL VIDEO, BUT WHEN YOU WATCH THIS CLIP YOU’LL SAY TO YOURSELF “IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT.”  THIS VIDEO STARTS OFF AS NORMAL (BY TODAY’S STANDARDS) AS POSSIBLE; GUY BANGS CHIC, SHOOTS A LOAD IN HER BUTT, GIRL TRYS TO PUSH LOAD OUT INTO THE MOUTH OF HER…WAIT, WTF?!  YES YOU ARE READING THIS CORRECTLY, THIS DUMB WHORE BAG IS ACTUALLY GOING TO EAT THE MAN JUICE THAT IS BEING PUSHED OUT OF THE ANAL CAVITY OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.  THERE IS ONE PROBLEM THOUGH, ITS NOT WISE TO PUT YOUR FACE NEXT TO A FRESHLY PACKED MEAT LOCKER.  YOU’LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.  LMFAO.  #CERTIFIEDPLUMBER FAIL!!!!!

momsgirlsall:

SOOO funny!!

polaroidplumber:

DAILY #PORN #FAIL.  THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE SEXY LITTLE SLUTS WHO GET POUNDED OUT ON CAMERA (I SALUTED ALL OF YOU) AND HAVE BEEN IN A POSITION WHEN A GUYS COCKAPONOMOUS SLIPPED AND RIPPED OPEN YOUR HOLIEST-OF-HOLLIES, AND YOU’VE FELL TO YOUR KNEES IN PAIN..ON CAMERA. 

OUCH MY ASS!!!!!! THE THINGS SOME GIRLS DO FOR MONEY.  #CERTIFIEDPLUMBER

polaroidplumber:

DAILY #PORN #FAIL.  WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX AN 8TH GRADE SCHOOL TEACHER, A CAMERA, AND SOME NAKED GUYS?  YEP, YOU GUESSED IT…I #PORN #FAIL.  NOT ONLY IS THIS BITCH A SCHOOL TEACHER, BUT SHE SPENT OVER 30,000 GETTING A DEGREE TO BECOME A SCHOOL TEACHER.  NOW SHE’S FIRED, WITH NOTHING MORE THEN A MOUTH FULL OF CUM TO SHOW FOR IT.  DAM!!!!! LMFAO 

polaroidplumber:

DAILY #PORN #FAIL.  What happens when really horny women who have been molested as children start to fuck for money on camera?  Well this video answers all of those questions and then some!  These porn stars (with the exception of Belladonna who can do no wrong in my eyes) are all fucked in the head.  From wanting to be fucked by a horse, to one girl being raped at the age of 3yrs old and liking it, all the way to having an orgasm while admitting her darkest fantasy is to fuck her mother.  And that’s just in the first 30 seconds.  #LMFAO #FAIL!!!!! Press play.

polaroidplumber:

I love the red carpet.  #tits

polaroidplumber:

I love the red carpet.  #tits